OMG Jeeb!! Lord in Heaven please let my chrispified remains look better than Jeebs in his neon speedo! In your precious name amen!! LOL!!! Thanks to CHF your remains will most certainly have neon green specks of lycra mixed in with your ashes...!!! XO!
This part looks good:
Step 6: The body is returned to the family for burial or cremation and related ceremonies.
....because cremation is my one last chance for having a smoking hot body.