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You should of been there...all i can say,he was AMAZING...when they called for him to speak...the room got very quite...he slowly walked to the podium with a stern look on his face...he started from the left side of the room to the right (making eye contact with each and everyone of his FANS) from the front row to the back...when he was done making eye contact with all of us...he said 1-word and only one word BULL-SHIT...and slowly walked back to his seat...that whole room jumped to its feet with a standing ovation,whistling,half the room lighting their lighters (smokers i guess)...i don't think there was a dry eye in the room except for POTTER...there were 2 doc's in the room and both had to be consoled...like i said,absolutely amazing ;D ;D ;D ;D   Now that's a sense of humor I can appreciate. You just hit a home run my friend. BWAAAAAAAAA.         Potter

I think Potter was there. Potter

http://www.experienceproject.com/groups/Am-A-Masochist/1915 When ya just got an urge to share. Potter

Is this the place.....really? Potter

Hookers and whiskey!!!lol bb Left hookers ya freakin goofball. Potter

We are certainly eager to offer advice to a child and fifteen is a child. Just what a kid needs is their brains bein swizzle sticked with psychedelics. I agree with the O2. Potter

If I knew you done this I would call child protective services. Potter

John's bringin tomatoes and a dead fish. He's also bringing Joan. Potter

Can't hurt. Potter

Liquid Oxygen is the name of a product that is a solution of hydrogen peroxide and other compounds including sodium chloride (common salt) that claims to help with "jet lag, fatigue, altitude sickness, headaches, hangovers, youthful skin, energy, and insomnia".[ Ken Harvey, a member of the World Health Organisation team that formulated criteria for the promotion of medicinal drugs and a member of Auspharm Consumer Health Watch, states that the product is "no more than salty water", and that most forms of water carry some dissolved oxygen. The Federal Trade Commission has prosecuted purveyors of such products for making "blatantly false and unsubstantiated health claims". The product claims to have an effect through increasing the amount of oxygen in the body but this is unnecessary as oxygen is absorbed by the lungs via breathing. Consumption of hydrogen peroxide is associated with various risks. Potter

Horseshit. Potter

That story gave me goosebumpls. Potter

I'm durned happy and love a white faced heifer calf. Potter

No. Potter

Moxie=Balls. Potter

Happy Birthday my friend. Potter

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NatGeo special on ketamine tonight. Potter

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Not a chance. Potter

Ewwwwwwwwww!

Horseshit. Potter

Well if that ain't a left handed compliment. Potter

# No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. # When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. # If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. # They always catch the second person. # Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. # You can't trust dogs to watch your food. # Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. # Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. # Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. # School lunches stick to the wall. # You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. # Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. # The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma's lap. GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED # Raising teenagers is like nailing JELLO to a tree. # There is always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. # One reason to smile is that every seven minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring. # The best way to keep kids at home is to make the home a pleasant atmosphere... and let the air out of their tires. # Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly car payment is due. # Families are like fudge .. mostly sweet with a few nuts. # Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. # Laughing helps. It's like jogging on the inside. # Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy. # My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely. # If you can remain calm, you just don't have all the facts. # You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there.