Hipshot Posted October 6, 2010 Posted October 6, 2010 I dosed tonight for the first time in nearly two months. The signs were reappearing and I knew it was time to medicate. I make Lee Ann go "kick rocks" for a few hours so I can be more at ease being out of my mind. For some reason my usual 1.5g of FunGuy took me way far away. Tingling would be an understatement! Stuff melting, grass breathing...a very intense trip. Standing by myself in the kitchen...looking stupid...being the Frozen1.I was going Bonkers when my phone (which was turned way up) said: PICTURE MAIL RECIEVED Scared the Bejeebers out of me. I am glad no one was here to see me jump out of my britches,,,thought I Allyooped myself. All better now and I know I have a couple of pain free months to look forward to. uh...and an Angel flew by. Quote
clustermom13 Posted October 6, 2010 Posted October 6, 2010 Thanks for that entertaining fairy tale! Very creative Quote
Dallas Denny Posted October 7, 2010 Posted October 7, 2010 Too freakin funny Dan! You might seriously think about quittin your day job and doin standup dude!! DD Quote
Angel Posted October 7, 2010 Posted October 7, 2010  ;D Too funny Hipshot !! But didn't you see any Angel fly by ??  Quote
Bejeeber Posted October 7, 2010 Posted October 7, 2010 ;D ;D Apparently a creative burst can be a side effect of mushrooms - or has Hipshot always been that way? 8-) Quote
Lee_Ann Posted October 7, 2010 Posted October 7, 2010 Yes, he has always been this way. Very clever with words. I assigned him a task to write a song during the doses, he may well be on to something. Now if I can just get him to write the music to go with the words. It could be the Clusterbusters theme song. Quote
davidj Posted October 8, 2010 Posted October 8, 2010 It could be the Clusterbusters theme song I already wrote the words AAAAAARRRRGGHHHHH Fu%%$$***k this hurts !!!!!! (one of many noises I make at 8k and above), maybe he can put that to music LOL. Quote
Hipshot Posted October 10, 2010 Author Posted October 10, 2010 LMMFAO David. I've got the tune in my head... Sang it a million times. Too funny ;D Quote
MJ Posted October 10, 2010 Posted October 10, 2010 That tends to be a catchy tune at times. remember to hum along next time. hi ho the dairio AAAAAARRRRGGHHHHH Fu%%$$***k this hurts. Quote
Bejeeber Posted October 10, 2010 Posted October 10, 2010 It's a crazy thing to laugh about, but I have to admit I just did. It might be time to form a band to perform a complete arrangement of this new hit song - but what could the band possibly be called other than "The ClusterF**kers"?. Quote
Hipshot Posted October 10, 2010 Author Posted October 10, 2010 Bejeeber How about the FusterClucks...Bejeeber and the Gnashville FusterClucks? I was thinking to the tune of Old MacDonald. Hi Ho the DairyO is pretty damn funny though. Quote
davidj Posted October 10, 2010 Posted October 10, 2010 It's a crazy thing to laugh about, but I have to admit I just did If we don't laugh about it all we have left is crying and I am done with that!! Quote
Bejeeber Posted October 11, 2010 Posted October 11, 2010 Bejeeber How about the FusterClucks...Bejeeber and the Gnashville FusterClucks? Oh my lord that is AWESOME. How did you know I'm the world's most fanatical spoonerism zealot? (I even consider myself to be the originator of the "self answering spooner riddle" - if that is geeky enough for you) I wish I woulda thought of FusterClucks!! Or Bejeeber and the Gnashville Fuster Cluckers 8-) Quote
Hipshot Posted October 11, 2010 Author Posted October 11, 2010 Hey Bejeeber, You can take credit if you want to. I share and usually try to work well with others. it is rather catchy. haha You made my day! And now I think I know what a spoonerism is...I think. Quote
kaboom Posted October 13, 2010 Posted October 13, 2010 If I cannot even pronounce the name "Fuster Cluckers" right in my mind, how am I supposed to be able to say it out loud?!?!? Quote
Hipshot Posted October 14, 2010 Author Posted October 14, 2010 You gotta sing it! FuuuuusterCluckers, Fuuuuuustercluckers like that! Quote
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