CHfather Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Looks like Ron's gonna have to develop a new pickup move before the next conference. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkers Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Denny, you old fart, you don't get that joke any more'n I phukin do. You come off like, oh yeah that's really funny, and you don't get it any more'n me. What? Come on. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatHurtsMyHead Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 Well he certainly could have offered Ting some cheese fondue... Jeff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tingeling Posted October 5, 2011 Author Share Posted October 5, 2011 Jeff!!! OMG!! That was a disgusting one!!!! ;D ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tuckerman48 Posted October 5, 2011 Share Posted October 5, 2011 [/img] ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
kaboom Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 He must've been hoping there were some pheromones in his horrible BO that would attract you on an unconscious level if he got you to sniff them long enough.  ;D Eeeewwwwwwww....nasty! Poor you, Ting! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tingeling Posted October 6, 2011 Author Share Posted October 6, 2011 How are you feeling today? Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatHurtsMyHead Posted October 6, 2011 Share Posted October 6, 2011 [/img] ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D ;D Boy, am I getting old... Had to read it three times before I got it.. ha... Jeff Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tingeling Posted October 6, 2011 Author Share Posted October 6, 2011 Ooooook, didn`t get Not4hire`s point here. BUT i got a good laugh of Todd`s ;D ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
b.g. Posted October 18, 2011 Share Posted October 18, 2011 last night I laughed myself into a cluster. never knew that was possible...................... but anyways, for those of you who have smart phones and text often, you MUST check this site out. my cheeks and stomach still ache 20 hours later from laughing so hard ;D www.damnyouautocorrect.com Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
clustermom13 Posted October 19, 2011 Share Posted October 19, 2011 I have seen those, and they are HILARIOUS!! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potter Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 Doctor Dave slept with one of his patients and felt guilty all day long. No matter how much he tried to forget about it, he couldn't. The guilt and sense of betrayal was overwhelming. But every once in a while he'd hear an internal, reassuring voice that said: "Dave, don't worry about it. You aren't the first doctor to sleep with one of their patients and you won't be the last. And you're single. Let it go..." But invariably the other voice would bring him back to reality: "Dave, you're a vet..." Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Potter Posted October 27, 2011 Share Posted October 27, 2011 # No matter how hard you try, you can't baptize cats. # When your mom is mad at your dad, don't let her brush your hair. # If your sister hits you, don't hit her back. # They always catch the second person. # Never ask your 3-year old brother to hold a tomato. # You can't trust dogs to watch your food. # Don't sneeze when someone is cutting your hair. # Puppies still have bad breath even after eating a tic tac. # Never hold a dust buster and a cat at the same time. # School lunches stick to the wall. # You can't hide a piece of broccoli in a glass of milk. # Don't wear polka-dot underwear under white shorts. # The best place to be when you are sad is in Grandma's lap. GREAT TRUTHS ABOUT LIFE THAT ADULTS HAVE LEARNED # Raising teenagers is like nailing JELLO to a tree. # There is always a lot to be thankful for if you take time to look for it. For example, I am sitting here thinking how nice it is that wrinkles don't hurt. # One reason to smile is that every seven minutes of every day, someone in an aerobics class pulls a hamstring. # The best way to keep kids at home is to make the home a pleasant atmosphere... and let the air out of their tires. # Car sickness is the feeling you get when the monthly car payment is due. # Families are like fudge .. mostly sweet with a few nuts. # Today's mighty oak is just yesterday's nut that held its ground. # Laughing helps. It's like jogging on the inside. # Middle age is when you choose your cereal for the fiber, not the toy. # My mind not only wanders, sometimes it leaves completely. # If you can remain calm, you just don't have all the facts. # You know you're getting old when you stoop to tie your shoes and wonder what else you can do while you're down there. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
FunGuy Posted October 28, 2011 Share Posted October 28, 2011 I really hate doing that. I have permission from the original post/joke. The rest go too for one reason or another. Sorry. PM's coming to those involved. If I remember everyone, FG Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tingeling Posted October 28, 2011 Author Share Posted October 28, 2011 I`m attending a 2h crossfit "custom" class tomorrow. Let`s hope i will make it. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixie-elf Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 I figured before I left, I would share a fun story with y'all. This is something Marcos did. Just some background... When Marcos was about 1 and a half or so, he came up with his own way of dissing you. His phrase was "Football Face." We're not sure where he came up with it, but we found it pretty damned funny. "You a football face!" A few months later Marcos, his Mom Brandi, My Mom, and myself were sitting around the table eating. My Mom asks him "Are you my pumpkin pie?" (I'm using Feck, since I can't use the REAL word he used.) Marcos: "Motherfeckin' Motherfeckin' Pumpkin Pie Face Bitches." All 3 of us: "WHAT?!" You wouldn't He kept combining more phrases and I was like "Where did you LEARN THAT?!" He points up to the light socket. "Motherfeckin' Motherfeckin' Light." Brandi is like "Alright son, that's enough, I think you've gotten that out of your system..." He apparently had, because he stopped it. He also a few months ago created another new phrase of his "Motherbitch". We all use this and MFing MFing Pumpkin Pie Face Bitches in my family. Marcos kind of forgot he made both phrases and doesn't use either, which is a good thing! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Psiloscribe Posted October 29, 2011 Share Posted October 29, 2011 last night I laughed myself into a cluster. never knew that was possible...................... www.damnyouautocorrect.com OMG, I havent laughed THAT hard in a LONG time. Thanks Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bejeeber Posted November 1, 2011 Share Posted November 1, 2011 I found myself LOL'ing at some of the shots in this Halloweeny faces of fear gallery (taken at a commercial haunted house - the folks pictured here were paying for the thrill), although I haven't been through all 147 (!) photos yet. http://www.cbsnews.com/2300-504784_162-10009839.html?tag=page Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThatHurtsMyHead Posted November 4, 2011 Share Posted November 4, 2011 I'm thinking the guy in the last picture was just coping a feel.. ha.ha... ROFL...... Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixie-elf Posted November 7, 2011 Share Posted November 7, 2011 http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbYtqAWDF2U The Ding Ding Dong Song. It is SO WRONG. When I was in Chicago our gaming guild did a big game... I used him as one of my characters. The only problem was one of the girls in our guild has some brain damage and is pretty innocent due to it... At one point I started singing the song. She asked us "What's a ding ding dong?" .... Yeah, her Mom just yelled out "IT'S A P*NIS HONEY." It was EPIC. Edited because: It changed what I wrote to THINGY. o_o Much less funny! Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
thebushman Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 read on here somewhere what the abbreviation PMD could possibly stand for, well here in the uk it stands for PHYSLOBIN MUSHROOM DEALER ;D Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bejeeber Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 Ha! ;D So it turns out that one would have a good chance of sending their CH into remission by visiting a UK PMD, and practically zero chance by visiting a US PMD (primary medical doctor). Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
CHfather Posted November 10, 2011 Share Posted November 10, 2011 LOL. I tried to explain all that to Ron, but he wouldn't listen. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Bonkers Posted November 11, 2011 Share Posted November 11, 2011 Yeah, yeah, yeah. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Pixie-elf Posted November 20, 2011 Share Posted November 20, 2011 I can't watch this video without laughing. Actually, I can't hear the song without it making me think of the video, and then I start laughing. Quote Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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